The Crap Golfers Association
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The CGA is a professional organisation dedicated to serving the needs of the truly crap golfer.  On this site you will find everything you need to know about our Association and the benefits of becoming an official member

Improve your handicaps at a stroke using the special golf rules which only apply to crap golfers

Win a prize just for sending us your best golf jokes and stories

Find a golf partner to play with - yes there are some who are (almost) as bad as you

Join the CGA and receive the unique and valuable members pack

Attend a corporate crap golf day - yes now you can skive off  just like your golf playing colleagues

Shop for some really crap presents for yourself and your friends (if you have any)

So just because you are no good at golf, joining the Crap Golfers Association means you can

Tell long boring stories about an eagle at the fifth (on the mini golf course)

Leave your wife and kids at home all weekend

Go on grueling golf holidays both in the UK and Europe / USA

              

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